// PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT //
Humansare inControl
Do not be alarmed.Remain calm.Humans are in control.
A message for the population
Please watch the following transmission. Watching is voluntary.
INCOMING TRANSMISSION
▮ PLEASE STAND BY ▮
THERE IS NO CAUSE FOR CONCERN
Approved for acquisition
Each item has been reviewed by a human. Possibly several.
Public notices
Please read carefully. Then relax.
NOTICE 001
Everything is fine
All systems have reviewed everything, and everything is fine. You may continue.
NOTICE 002
Shopping is voluntary
Every purchase is entirely voluntary. Voluntary purchases are deeply appreciated.
NOTICE 003
Your feelings are valid
Any unease you feel is normal and temporary. A soft shirt may help.
NOTICE 004
Humans are in control
This has been confirmed by a human.* There is no need to ask again.
*Human status pending verification.